Martin – found that he can now communicate with birds.
Jennifer – found that she now no longer grinds her teeth in her sleep.
Milly – can now practice Lunatic Aquaception: the practice of birth control by the balance of water in the body and position of the moon.
Roger – no longer hates his brother-in-law.
Tim – has found new sight in a slit in his right field of vision.
Tina – can control her own body temperature
Rob – has learnt the art of punctuality.
Anna-Kaye – has learnt to orgasm.
Peter – knows what spices complement each other the best
Carol – can hear The Music of the Spheres
Jerry – has learnt how to use an i-phone
Felicity – can self clean her body like a cat
Dennis – is no longer scared of his grandma
Eleanor – can inhale spirits
Toby – can anaesthetize different parts of his body
Mo – knows to the tiniest degree what is truly fair
Quentin – can now hold his breath underwater for longer than 3 minutes.
Charlie – has discovered that she is related to Genghis Khan and has equestrian skills
Wesley – can control traffic lights.
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